I FEEL LIKE I'M FIXIN' TO DIE

Well come on all of you big strong men,

Uncle Sam needs your help again,

He got himself in a terrible jam,

Way down yonder with Taliban,

Put down your books and pick up a gun,

We're gonna have a whole lotta fun

And its 1,2,3 what are we fighting for?

Don't ask me I don't give a damn,

The next stop is Pakistan,

And its 5,6,7 open up the pearly gates,

Well there ain't no time to wonder why,

WHOOPEE we're all gonna die

Well come on wall street don't be slow,

Why man this is war go go go,

There's plenty good money to be made,

By supplying the army with the tools of the trade,

Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb

They don’t drop it wrong.

And its 1,2,3 what are we fighting for?

Don't ask me I don't give a damn,

The next stop is Pakistan,

And its 5,6,7 open up the pearly gates,

Well there ain't no time to wonder why,

WHOOPEE we're all gonna die

Well come on generals let's move fast,

Your big chance is come at last,

Gotta go out and get those arabs,

The only good muslim is one that's dead,

And you know that peace can only be won,

When you blow them all to kingdom come

And its 1,2,3 what are we fighting for?

Don't ask me I don't give a damn,

The next stop is Pakistan,

And its 5,6,7 open up the pearly gates,

Well there ain't no time to wonder why,

WHOOPEE we're all gonna die

Well come on mothers across the land,

Pack your boys off to Pakistan,

Come on fathers don't hesitate,

Send your sons off before its too late,

Be the first one on your block,

To have your boy come home in a box

And its 1,2,3 what are we fighting for?

Don't ask me I don't give a damn,

The next stop is Pakistan,

And its 5,6,7 open up the pearly gates,

Well there ain't no time to wonder why,

WHOOPEE we're all gonna die

Well it is official. President Obama has announced that we are officially at war in Pakistan and not just sending drones across the border to blow the hell out of them. WHOOPEE.

Ohh, and the above picture is not photoshopped. It really is one of the Taliban's leaders talking to Wired about how he is addicted to his iPhone.